so my sweet cousin lisa calls last night. we chat about the pitfalls of online dating (she is doing eharmony), funny match stories, and our obsessions with and about men in general. she then proceeds to tell me that she's excited for me to call her up one day with my "I met someone" story which she says is going to happen soon. not sure how she knows this but that's what she said so I'm going with it. here is one version of the story...
(as told by lisa)
I quit my job because I just can't take it anymore (my job can be very frustrating so this could happen) and am on the bus on the way home. crying. but this nice man (35 years old and tall, her words, not mine) sees me crying and offers to buy me coffee to cheer me up (which for the record, might just turn me into a coffee drinker...you never know). he tells me he is a consultant (I stop her and ask what he consults for but lisa said she wasn't sure) and he travels a lot. because I am now jobless, he offers me a job to become his co-consultant and travel europe with him. (I stop her again and ask why he's on the bus if he is a consultant, wouldn't he just work out of his house? lisa told me that it's because he is environmentally conscience...or whatever) during our travels, we discover we are in love and we get married and live happily ever after.
I'm not sure I could have come up with a better story. thanks for the laugh lisa!
4 comments:
I say you quit your job TODAY! Although i'd find out if one of Lisa's spiritual gifts is prophecy before I do!
That would be a great way to meet Mr Right. Maybe even movie worthy!!
Yeah, I can definitely see that happening. Does Lisa have any thoughts about my life?!
hai: I know, right? is there some sort of test I can have her take so I'll know if she has the gift of prophecy? if so, I NEED that! :-)
marilyn: I agree! you can do the soundtrack for my movie, agreed?
ang: I'll ask her! :-)
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